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You got any room on that couch? You got
a naked girl coming right at you. Bring

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it on.

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Come here,

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you little monkey.

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Will you please get her dressed?

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Clean up before Mama gets here. Oh,
shoot.

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I gotta get ready. We're supposed to be
at the bank. Why do you have to go to

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the bank?

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Because we need money for stuff like
your braces.

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But I don't want braces. I want a video
game player. Charlie, your mama couldn't

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tell you something true. No matter what
you choose to do or be, life is easier

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if you're pretty.

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Does a girl know good to be good at
video games?

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Knock, knock. Hey, y 'all. Hi, Mama.

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Hey, Mama.

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It's hotter than a fur coat and Marfa
out there.

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Guess you're just going to let him watch
TV all day.

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Oh, Mama, please don't start. I'm trying
to get ready.

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Hey, Mama, that laundry was folded.

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It will be when I get through.

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Hi, Mama!

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Yeah! One, two, woo!

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Oh, I'm so glad to see you. Give Mama a
great big kiss right there. Look how big

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you get.

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How's it going, Cassie?

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Well, I'm a two -pack a day or trying to
quit smoking. That's how it's going.

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You know what gum and nicotine taste
like?

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Gum and nicotine.

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How's the knee?

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Oh, it doesn't work and keeps me up all
night.

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Sounds like my last two husbands.

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What are you going to do if the bank
turns you down?

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No idea.

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Well, it ain't a sin to be poor, but
it's damned inconvenient.

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Well, what do y 'all think?

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Whoa. You're either a magician or a
twin.

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Mama, you look pretty.

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You sure do.

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It's going to be a lot harder for the
banker to turn you down in that outfit.

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Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. Like
you said, use it until you lose it.

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Yuck, I've lost it, and I'm still using
it.

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What smells like pumpkin pie?

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Oh, it's me.

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These scientists did a test and figured
out that the smell of pumpkin, it brings

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blood flow to a man, you know what,
faster than anything else.

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Wait till you hear that. I read it in
some woman's magazine, August 2006, as

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reached where the spoon was on the
cover. Rex, come on. We got to go.

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Baby, be good to your boss. Bye, Mama.
Bye, Mama.

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Oh, dang.

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I broke my nail.

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Sure, no one's looking at your nails.

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I married you nine years and I haven't
gotten to your nails yet.

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Come on. Now, Sam, don't slouch like you
do.

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Knockers up.

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I am so nervous.

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Yeah, me too.

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Let me unbutton these.

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Just in case he's gay.

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Well, I did say whatever it takes.

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Baby, how do we get ourselves into such
an awful mess?

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A lot of people ask us questions these
days.

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Samantha!

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Oh, hells bells. I do not need Carol
Reed telling me how perfect her life is.

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Hey, I dumped her for you. You got the
big prize.

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Don't tell her while we're here.

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Hey, Carol. Hi. It's been forever.

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Don't you look pretty?

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I do believe you were wearing that same
dress the last time I saw you.

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Well, aren't you observant? Jim and I
were just here on business.

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But tomorrow we're off to Hawaii, and
then we're going to New York to do a

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little shopping.

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We all got to stimulate the economy,
right?

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Bless your heart. Always thinking of
others.

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Bye -bye.

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Y 'all travel safe. Will do.

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Bye.

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Mrs. Horton.

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Mr. Horton. Please, have a seat. Thank
you.

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Well, we're here about this letter.

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Well, I'd say it's a bit more than a
letter.

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This is a notice of intent to foreclose.
Yes, and we know we're seriously behind

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in our payments, but the rates suddenly
jump so high. As adjustable rates do.

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Mr. Sweeney, it's like I was trying to
tell you on the telephone.

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My physical therapy job got phased out
and Rex here, well, he hurt his knee so

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bad that he had to quit his construction
job and get surgery, and we're just

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trying to pay back the medical bills.

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The healing's been a whole lot slower
than I'd hoped.

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I sympathize, but your mortgage payments
must be maintained.

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It's not just about the mortgage.

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We're strapped.

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Completely.

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I'm getting dinner on the table. It's
hard.

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We need more time.

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But, Mrs. Horton, I can't really give
you any more time. You can call me Sam.

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Sam?

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That's an interesting scent you're
wearing. You like it?

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Very much.

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But, uh, there's nothing I can do.

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With the current financial situation,
this bank must take a zero -tolerance

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position on nonpayment. What about the
government bailing you out to help us

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out? Where's the help?

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All I can tell you is that unless we
receive payment on the 15th of this

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foreclosure proceedings will begin.

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And we'll lose our home. Yes, that is
what foreclosure means.

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I'm sorry.

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No, you're not.

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Not really.

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Even though you're plenty of all year,
too.

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You know, the day we met you, you told
us that a subprime -arm loan made good

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sense.

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And not to worry about the rate
adjustments, because we would be able to

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refinance before the loan reset. And
then you told us that it would be

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advantageous for us to enhance our
income statement to help facilitate the

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approving process. Those were your
words.

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Exactly.

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Now, I don't think any of us remembers
exactly what was said. Oh, she does.

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You were wearing a black and gray tweed
coat.

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With a taupe shirt and a cream tie. It
had a quarter -sized hot sauce stain on

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it. And you were real worried because
you were getting ready to take your

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ID.

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There's the tie and there's the stain.

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Now, what exactly don't I remember
exactly?

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Like I said.

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Well, if you got a month's extension,
it's something.

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Is it? Let's go make it better next
month.

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Chocolate milkshakes and cheese fries. I
want to make it better for all of about

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five minutes, but I'll take it. Here's
my application.

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I know you guys aren't hiring, but if
you could just have me manage to keep

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on file.

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Thanks. You're really desperate, huh? I
would join the army and sit there and

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wear heels.

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Hey, you know we'd sure hire you at the
bar if we could.

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I know you would. So there's just
nothing promising for Rex? Nothing.

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Nobody's even hiring, and if there were
any construction jobs, they're not going

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to go for a guy with dumb knees. Oh,
gosh. This must be killing him.

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You know men are pride.

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Men are complicated.

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No, they're not. Men are easy. I'm
thirsty.

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I'm hungry. I'm horny. That's men.

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Oh, they're not necessarily in that
order.

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You guys, I never thought I'd say
anything quite as sappy as it was not

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to turn out this way, but it wasn't.

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I mean, when they were scouting wrecks
for UT, I already had the drapes picked

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out for the pool house.

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You weren't crazy.

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Handsome white running back is worth his
weight in gold.

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I just thought we were going to be the
next Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorne, and

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then they got knocked down. You got
knocked up.

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Hey,

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wait a minute. Here's something.

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Kind Touch Health Spa.

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Licensed massage therapist. I'm
licensed.

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I don't know how you do that. Touch a
naked stranger's body.

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It's just skin. It makes them feel
better.

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It doesn't say they're hired, but it's
worth a call.

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It's all the way in the arena.

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It's more than an hour's drive.

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Well, there's nothing here.

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You know how smart you were to go and
become a lawyer? My mom always said I

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too pretty for law school.

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My mama said I was too skinny to get a
husband.

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My mom said to always wear lipstick,
even if you're just going to the market.

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Well, it's a Texas mom.

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Texas mom.

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The usual time, you little devil.

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Okay.

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I've got to go now. All right. Bye -bye.

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Hi there. Can I help you? Hi. My name's
Samantha Horton, and I called about the

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mouflage therapy interview.

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Oh, that's right.

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Here's my resume.

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Hi. Hi there. Well, I'm JC.

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Hello. And this here is my partner,
Doreen.

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Well, good morning.

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Gosh, you are a pretty little thing.
Thank you. Oh, and I can spot a pageant

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smile. What'd you win? I was Miss Bixby
Hill.

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Runner -up, Miss Piedmont. I dropped my
baton.

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Well, I entered in this Texas, but then
I got pregnant and married, and now I

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got three kids. I'm dying to have
babies. You were smart. Start young.

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I'm trained in shiatsu and deep tissue,
but I can pretty much do any kind of

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massage y 'all want.

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Wow, look at you.

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I'm a real fast learner, and I'm just
desperate for a job.

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Can you start tomorrow?

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Really? That's it? Pretty much, baby.

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Thank you.

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Who's starving? I could eat a buttered
monkey.

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Yay! We're celebrating Mom's new job.

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So now I can play flag football?

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Flag football is way down on the list of
things we need to be paying for.

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Please. It's like $100 just to register.
And there's the team photo and

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equipment. And what if you break your
glasses? That conversation is over.

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Hey, hon, I didn't hear your motorcycle.

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Because I sold it.

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I actually love that thing.

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Yeah? Kind of like having electricity,
too.

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Maybe I know that wasn't easy.

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Good riddance. You know what doctors
call them? Donor cycles.

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Are we reached now?

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No. Hey, sweetheart, what's it like at
that kind, touch health spa? Well,

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it like?

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Oh, no, a bee. Watch out, Brady. They
can smell your fear.

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Hey, Mama.

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It's all right. I got it.

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You know what? It was real nice.

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Rich clients, big tips.

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Yeah? Maybe I should ditch my job at the
salon and come rub some backs with you.

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Unless they're moley or hairy.

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Woman, you wax hoo -ha. Yeah, I remove
the hair, but I don't mess with it.

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What's hoo -ha? Nothing.

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Daddy, what is a hoo -ha?

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Camp town ladies, sing this song.

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Hoo -ha, hoo -ha.

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Camp town track is five miles long. Oh,
hoo -ha day.

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Hi, here I am.

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Oh, hey, honey, welcome.

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Why don't you come on back and meet the
other girls, okay?

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Got a bit of a lull right now, but as
soon as that Cowboys -Redskins game is

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done, we are going to be plenty boogie.

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Come on.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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Okay, ladies, say hi to Sam.

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Hey, honey, welcome back.

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Hi. Okay, now, just real quick. I
started this business 15 years ago. I

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to be a novelist, and I still do, but
this pays the bills a whole lot better.

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Doreen used to be a dancer.

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Well, cruise ships mostly, but some
dinner theater.

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Now, she's been partners with me for ten
years. Isn't that right? Yeah.

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And Tanya's been with us for six, that's
right. And she's also an amazing tattoo

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artist. Now, oh, and this here is Emma,
our barely legal -looking newbie.

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How long you been here, sweetie?

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Uh, two months today.

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So nice.

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Hey, hon, you got a client number four.
Why don't you scoot on over? All right.

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Okay. And you're all licensed massage
therapists?

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Sure, yeah. We all have licenses, and we
all give massage.

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But it's a teensy bit more than that.

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What do you mean?

240
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:48,720
Well, like my writing teacher always
says, why don't you show me, not tell

241
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Come on over here, I'll show you.

242
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,480
Let me just get these open here.

243
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,560
Hi, Richard.

244
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:02,380
So this is one of those two -way jobs?
You know, like they have in all the cop

245
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,380
shows.

246
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080
How are you doing?

247
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,640
Pretty good, how are you?

248
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:14,710
I love that SVU. I think Mariska
Hartigay, she's just darling. And her

249
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,730
Jane Mansfield, so you know those
breaths are real.

250
00:12:17,810 --> 00:12:21,930
For safety, we always bring the first
-time clients into this room. It's all

251
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very above board. Nobody does anything
they're not comfortable with. You

252
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:25,950
understand?

253
00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,490
Yeah.

254
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,490
You understand?

255
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,210
Yeah, I do.

256
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,930
Damn it, Rex, we're almost out of gas.

257
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:57,390
I ain't gas guzzler.

258
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:00,910
You look good.

259
00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:03,210
Well, you sure don't. What were you
thinking?

260
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:10,450
Look, I spent all day standing outside
of Kyle's lumber lot with the other day

261
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:11,450
laborers.

262
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:16,540
Trying to pick up some odd job that
would pay enough for me to sign up my

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for flank football.

264
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:19,940
Wait.

265
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The whole day I'm watching people we
know coming out of that store and I can

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it on their faces.

267
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,600
Look how far the football hero has
fallen.

268
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,120
I'm sorry.

269
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,360
I had a bad day too.

270
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,570
This is a junk.

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Decline.

272
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Rex, where's your wallet?

273
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:59,870
It's, uh, in my pocket.

274
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:07,450
A dollar?

275
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,250
Damn it, Rex, this is not what I signed
up for.

276
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,359
This is America.

277
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,300
A girl this pretty, she's not supposed
to be poor.

278
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,940
And I'm sorry another son's all braggy
and unfair and awful, but you know what?

279
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:18,980
It's true.

280
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:23,940
You know what?

281
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,100
Dee was right.

282
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,040
She was right. I am Sam Horton.

283
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,700
I am Sam Horton, and I do not let black
get me down.

284
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I do what I have to do.

285
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,180
And I don't get defeated.

286
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,350
Jaycee? Hi, it's Sam.

287
00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:17,590
Sam Horton.

288
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,350
I'm so sorry that I walked out on y 'all
today.

289
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,860
Vacuum. V -A -C -U -U -M.

290
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,340
Vacuum.

291
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,920
Good. Now to blow.

292
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,660
To blow. So now can I go up five
football?

293
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:56,480
T -A. No. It's not T -A? No, I was
talking to Brady. Do you want an apple

294
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,480
orange? Orange.

295
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,500
Please? No.

296
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,940
V -L -E -A -U.

297
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200
To blow.

298
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,240
Perfect. You're going to do fine.

299
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,660
We're all going to be fine. Everything's
going to be fine.

300
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,560
There's nothing to be scared of. I mean
it.

301
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,530
It's Mama's birthday at work, and I'm
not going to be able to pick you up at

302
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:19,250
school. Go to Sam, sorry. I put two
desserts in both your lunches. Wow, your

303
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,250
job's great.

304
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:22,710
Come on, scoot.

305
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:24,910
I'm sitting behind Mama.

306
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:25,969
No, you are.

307
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,710
Uh -huh. You went last time.

308
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:53,080
myself on running a safe, clean
business. We provide a reliable service

309
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,059
reasonable rates.

310
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,280
We're like very clean, except not
fattening.

311
00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:00,060
We are open Saturday to Thursday, noon
to midnight.

312
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:04,500
Just being Friday, payday. Start early
and stay until the last one leaves.

313
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,920
Hey, well, it's real important that I
work only when my kids are at school.

314
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,310
Oh, that's fine. we do a huge lunch
crowd all the outfits are in a little

315
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,750
in the back but each of these rooms have
everything you might need there's

316
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:20,170
condoms and oils and such oh and drinks
in viagra are on the house you give away

317
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:24,829
viagra pays for itself little blue pill
keeps us in the black we were worried

318
00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:29,230
when the economy tanked but turns out
that this the most recession -proof

319
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:34,010
business there is and what about police
oh well let's just say donuts ain't the

320
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:37,650
only thing you're getting for free All
righty, let's get you on in the back

321
00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,710
room, because everybody's here on
Friday.

322
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,190
All righty.

323
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,010
Now, for everyone's protection, none of
us uses a real name.

324
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,750
Doreen is Sugar.

325
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:52,070
Emma wants to be called Salome. She
won't do anything that's not mentioned

326
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,530
the Bible. Lucky for us, that's not all
limiting.

327
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:59,350
Tanya is Margarita. Unless the guy's
into Asian chicks, then I'm sucky.

328
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:00,610
right, and I'm Big Mama.

329
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,030
I do mostly fetish stuff. I got me some
kick -ass feet.

330
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:10,280
So you, I think, we are gonna call you
Brandy.

331
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,660
Because you look like you're good down
real smooth.

332
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,340
Brandy, okay.

333
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,700
Now, like you saw yesterday, we screened
everybody up front, but if you got any

334
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,180
problems at all, you holler, right?

335
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,840
You know how to use a gun, baby?

336
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,160
No. I'll teach you.

337
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:24,760
Tanya used to be a bounty hunter.

338
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,040
It's crazy.

339
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,160
Anyway, you got any questions?

340
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,960
No, I just feel like I might be sick.

341
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,640
First time's the hardest.

342
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,360
Like the first time you kill someone?

343
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
Gets easier.

344
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:37,310
This was always easy for you. Come on.
What can I say? I love sex.

345
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:40,970
I'm getting paid to do something I love.
It's such a blessing, right? You know,

346
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:44,970
the work is what it is. You got to get
into your own headspace on that. But at

347
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:48,290
the end of the day, beat the hell out of
waitresses.

348
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:54,650
Oh, 9 a .m. Well, it is Friday. That's
for sure. Okay, girls.

349
00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,330
This will help some.

350
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,690
I'm still getting used to it.

351
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,200
You don't even look old enough to drink.

352
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,140
What brought you here?

353
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,900
I ran away from home to try out for
American Idol.

354
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,420
But they said it wasn't ready yet, so
I'm saving money for a singing coach.

355
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,920
You can't get home?

356
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,300
My family's Pentecostal.

357
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,700
I'm not real supportive of my Hollywood
ambitions.

358
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,920
I kind of like being all rebellious at
first, but now... I don't know.

359
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:37,580
The money's good, but God's always
watching, you know?

360
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,300
I really did not need that thought in my
head right now.

361
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:47,240
Anna, honey, you're in room one. And
Sam, you're in room four. There's some

362
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,940
pretty little outfits back there for
you, okay?

363
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:13,910
Well, that feels really good, honey.

364
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:17,290
Well, thank you.

365
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,610
So, where are you from?

366
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,570
Am I supposed to answer that?

367
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:22,830
No.

368
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:27,690
Sorry, I'm just kind of nervous. It's my
first time, not massaging, but, you

369
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:28,690
know. Really?

370
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,390
Yeah, me too.

371
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:34,190
Oh. Well, now look at us, two peas in a
pod.

372
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:36,650
So, are you married?

373
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,370
Yep. That's why I'm here.

374
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:41,650
What the hell?

375
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,150
Well, that wasn't respectful.

376
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,990
Well, you know, this may be my first
time, but I'm pretty sure you're not

377
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:50,010
supposed to be hitting me. A man is not
supposed to put down his wife.

378
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,150
When was the last time you told her she
was beautiful?

379
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:57,070
I don't know, but... You know, men, they
fall in love with their eyes, but

380
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,310
women, we fall in love with our ears.

381
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,590
You remember that I said that?

382
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,510
Oh.

383
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,190
Dang it.

384
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,930
I'm so sorry. That's my phone. I forgot
to turn it off.

385
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,060
Oh, it's my daughter's school. I need to
take this.

386
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,480
Hey.

387
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,860
Hey, baby, what's up?

388
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,340
No, you didn't.

389
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,320
You won the whole spelling bee.

390
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,660
What was the word?

391
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,240
Diphthong. Now, that's a hard word. Hey,
do you know how to spell diphthong?

392
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,640
What? Okay, you know what? We're going
to celebrate tonight.

393
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,140
Mama loves you.

394
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,480
Bye.

395
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:32,860
Can you believe that?

396
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,760
This is quite what I imagined, you know.

397
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:41,730
Your kid calling me, talking about not a
wife. Maybe I should just, uh... Okay,

398
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,810
please.

399
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:43,870
Please, you can't go.

400
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:49,330
Look, I really need this job, and... Can
I just have a do -over?

401
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:52,570
Huh? Look, I promise that you'll leave
here satisfied, okay? Because when I do

402
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,570
something, I do it right.

403
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:58,730
And you know what? Maybe I can help you
get a little bit more of what you need

404
00:21:58,730 --> 00:21:59,469
at home.

405
00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:02,750
Now, when was the last time that you
bought something special for your wife?

406
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,370
I don't know.

407
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,680
On her birthday, I guess, but... Okay,
well, then, you need to get her

408
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,680
for no reason.

409
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,940
And I'm not talking about flowers. I
mean something real fancy, like an

410
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:16,940
expensive watch.

411
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,880
I'm sorry, honey. This is not what I
paid for.

412
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,440
Look, this isn't quite what I had in
mind. I know what you paid for.

413
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,820
You're a very pretty lady and all, but I
just... It's kind of not the right

414
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,540
feeling I'm getting here somehow.

415
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,640
Okay. This is what you paid for.

416
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,960
See all that money right there?

417
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,300
That's just for one day.

418
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,980
I mean, I gotta worry about the kids.

419
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,920
And Bill and the house, right?

420
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:00,600
I mean, I'm only gonna do it until we
get ahead.

421
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:03,900
I can do this.

422
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,100
It's gonna be fine.

423
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:09,790
Ann, it's going to be fine.

424
00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:16,410
Oh, my God, I'm going to have to pull
over.

425
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:53,910
Sam, what's up? I need some girlfriend
talk right now.

426
00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,030
Stop looking so shocked.

427
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:06,270
I'm sorry, Sam, but this isn't a shocked
face. If you want me to look different,

428
00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:09,490
you might need to say something a little
less shocking. I was just hoping for a

429
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,309
little sympathy.

430
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:12,430
I thought Pretty Woman was like your
favorite movie.

431
00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:14,190
God, I love that movie.

432
00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:16,490
I'm just going to make another one that
good.

433
00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,110
Defocus. Sorry.

434
00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:21,270
Look, I just needed somebody to talk to.
And I couldn't tell Laura because she'd

435
00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:24,590
probably have to have me arrested. Oh,
God, please don't tell Phil. Of course I

436
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,590
won't tell Phil.

437
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:28,530
Well, why? Because her husband, someone
like you, is available.

438
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,090
Oh, God. Sam, this is just... I don't
know.

439
00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:36,170
Wow. That's what I made today.

440
00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:43,370
Holy soba.

441
00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:44,990
I'm not proud of it.

442
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:53,000
You know, working a bar, you kind of
stop judging people.

443
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,380
Just please be careful, and the sooner
you stop, the better.

444
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280
I will.

445
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:01,740
Thank you.

446
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,600
So, what's it like?

447
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:10,140
Well, to be honest, the thing they want
the most is for you to lie to them.

448
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,760
They want to know that their guts are
small and their Johnsons are big, even

449
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,300
the truth is staring you right in the
face.

450
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,740
Oh, my Lord.

451
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,040
Please tell me I'm not crazy.

452
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,880
It sounds like men aren't the only ones
who want to be lied to.

453
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,160
You got that right.

454
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,580
You go home.

455
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:35,260
I gotta go tell my fat husband he's hot.

456
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Hey, everybody.

457
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,800
Home. Hey, babe.

458
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:54,020
Hi. Made spaghetti. I can see that.
Sorry I'm running a little bit late, but

459
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,720
went shopping.

460
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,420
What did you get? Let me see.

461
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,600
Further Spelling Champ.

462
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,220
Suzy Style, doll. And for you.

463
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,680
Thank you. Thank you, Mommy. And I think
that's for you.

464
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,800
Does this mean I can play football?

465
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,220
Yes, it does.

466
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,900
Can we afford this? We can now.

467
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,660
Oh, what exactly didn't I actually want
to be?

468
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,640
You're gonna be fine.

469
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,860
It's beautiful.

470
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,760
This is why you're my favorite customer.

471
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,339
I am?

472
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,340
You like it?

473
00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:57,320
Why you're my favorite customer.

474
00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,120
Who is she?

475
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:00,780
Me?

476
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,660
I'm a dubious man with a shirt name.

477
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:12,600
You just gave it to me right out of the
blue.

478
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,780
Whatever you two want, it's on me.

479
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,500
And thank them.

480
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,360
I know you're not supposed to say it,
but I just love having money.

481
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,960
Loving it? Maybe just a little too much?

482
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,080
Oh, Dee, come on. You know I've always
dreamt of not having to look at price

483
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,860
tags. And Rex couldn't suspect anything?
I mean, the watch, the earrings, the

484
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,860
necklace. What do you tell him?

485
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,380
That they're all fake. Come on.

486
00:28:58,620 --> 00:28:59,700
Men don't know from jewelry.

487
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,600
Well, that's the truth.

488
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:04,100
You know what's weird? Nobody even wants
an explanation.

489
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,940
It's like, I'm Santa Claus. As long as I
keep giving them presents, they can see

490
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,700
me soaring through the sky like a flying
reindeer.

491
00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:14,450
Don't worry.

492
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:15,610
I know what I'm doing.

493
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,310
You like?

494
00:29:36,590 --> 00:29:37,590
Yeah.

495
00:29:44,290 --> 00:29:45,290
What's wrong?

496
00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:53,170
It's just... Look,

497
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,010
I'm happy you're working.

498
00:29:57,010 --> 00:30:02,070
And I'm trying to keep some perspective
on this, but...

499
00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:09,010
It's killing me that you're the
breadwinner and I'm not.

500
00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:13,350
Baby. No, I always said that I'd protect
you.

501
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:17,010
That I would take care of you.

502
00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:25,990
You want a massage?

503
00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:28,610
No.

504
00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:30,590
You've been doing that all day.

505
00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:36,250
Not to anyone who looks like you.

506
00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:49,340
Jim.

507
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,980
Sam, what are you doing here? What are
you doing here?

508
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:54,920
What do you think I'm doing here?

509
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,200
Oh, this is embarrassing.

510
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:03,300
Well, I won't tell if you won't tell.
There's nothing to tell. It never

511
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,400
happened. I know your wife.

512
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,400
So what? She treats you like dirt.

513
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,720
Don't you want to stick it to her? Not
by you sticking it to me. Now get on out

514
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,720
of here.

515
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,040
Go.

516
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,200
All right.

517
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,260
And I thought y 'all were spoiled
before.

518
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,580
Hey, slow down there, kids.

519
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,960
Remember, Christmas is more than just
about presents.

520
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:37,079
Yeah, right.

521
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,260
Happy birthday, Jesus.

522
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,920
Well, that must have been some Christmas
bonus you got.

523
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,660
Not bad.

524
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,620
But don't you think you're working a
little too hard?

525
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,920
I'm starting to see lines on that pretty
face.

526
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:52,260
Yeah, Mama. Don't frown. It makes it
worse.

527
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,520
I'm just saying you look tired is all.

528
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,660
Well, don't all parents look tired on
Christmas morning.

529
00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:01,370
And go look under that tree for a small
little box with your name on it.

530
00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:02,890
Something very sparkly inside.

531
00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:04,730
Yes, ma 'am.

532
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:10,890
Your presence outside.

533
00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:14,530
Okay.

534
00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:19,590
What? What are you doing? What is this?
Open your eyes.

535
00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,930
Surprise. No, you didn't. I did.

536
00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:25,850
Oh, Sam.

537
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,570
I don't even know what to say.

538
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,000
I mean, thank you.

539
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,900
I got something for you, but... Wow,
next to this.

540
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,500
Oh, what the heck.

541
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:50,680
Well... Thanks for the training.

542
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,060
It's an exterminating company.

543
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,040
And the money's not great.

544
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,540
But did you know there are more rats in
East Texas than there are in New York

545
00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,540
City?

546
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:02,240
Sexy. Don't even get me started on
cockroaches.

547
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,680
It's real good.

548
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,680
No. It's gross.

549
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,400
But it's a start.

550
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:18,080
Now, Snake Duke, for your local news,
weather, and sports, here's Jimmy.

551
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,880
Well, folks, if you live in Texas for
the cool, sir.

552
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,620
I mean, there's a bunch of guys out
there who knew this business had a

553
00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:31,980
rush. I'm not allowing people this time
of year.

554
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Well, it can't be.

555
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,160
It can't be. What? What can't it be?

556
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,460
What is it?

557
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,320
It's the preacher from my church.

558
00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:51,840
He's wearing the brown sweater the choir
gave him for Secret Santa.

559
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,500
I picked out that sweater.

560
00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:28,179
Are you okay?

561
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,800
I don't know.

562
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,340
Well, go on, then. Get out of here.

563
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:33,620
But where?

564
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,340
I can't go home, and idol auditions
aren't for another six months.

565
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:40,080
Baby, you can always go home.

566
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,920
As a parent, I always tell my kids. Will
you pray with me?

567
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,460
I gotta get back inside, but you know
what?

568
00:34:51,139 --> 00:34:53,880
That Christian Fellowship Lodge, it's
right over there.

569
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:56,900
Say one for me.

570
00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:58,150
Would you?

571
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,500
Excuse me.

572
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,160
I'm sorry to interrupt.

573
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,360
But I think God wants me to tell you
what's going on at that house by across

574
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360
way.

575
00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:06,770
20 seconds left.

576
00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:08,610
You missed Brady's touchdown.

577
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,970
Brady? Kid Carver and him got stung by a
bee. Well, I'm sorry.

578
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:15,090
It was my job. I have a job too, Sam.

579
00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:17,370
I'm here.

580
00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:18,630
All right, good game.

581
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,390
Hornets, come on, bring it in.

582
00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:22,690
Bring it in. Sam.

583
00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:25,150
You okay?

584
00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:28,390
Well, I just, I can't believe I missed
Brady's touchdown.

585
00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:32,290
Well, I'd love to say love you many
more, but that's not the line.

586
00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:37,330
Dee, I drove here so fast, I almost got
myself a ticket. I mean, I swear I'm

587
00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:40,350
doing everything I can to keep it
together, but it's too much. So quit.

588
00:36:41,290 --> 00:36:42,290
I can't.

589
00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:44,630
Money's too good.

590
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:47,890
House needs a new roof. Rex is thinking
about buying that company he's been

591
00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:48,890
working for.

592
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:51,290
I'll quit.

593
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:53,130
I will. I've got to.

594
00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:57,190
I'm just so tired of being tired all the
time.

595
00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,110
I scored a touchdown.

596
00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:01,390
Brady!

597
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
You got a touchdown.

598
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,520
I'm not scared of babies anymore.

599
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,880
I scored a touchdown.

600
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,720
I scored a touchdown. Did you see me?
Did you see me? I did see you, yeah.

601
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,560
I can't wait. I'm too late for the
final. I scored a million touchdowns.

602
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:18,980
Sam.

603
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,960
Sam, wake up, baby.

604
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Sam.

605
00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,250
Because I never heard the alarm.

606
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:34,990
I heard it way out in the garage.

607
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:37,950
Honey, this is nuts.

608
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,270
The last few weeks you've been wearing
yourself out. You've got to cut back

609
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:42,430
on the hours. I'm up.

610
00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,070
I'm up.

611
00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:56,390
Hey, have you seen Emma lately? I
haven't seen her since Christmas.

612
00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:59,230
No, and I miss that little buttercup.
Especially because it's been so crazy

613
00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:00,230
around here.

614
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,830
I'll tell you what's crazy. Me.

615
00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:05,430
Sitting here, bored and horny, while
Sam's got three rooms going.

616
00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:08,590
Oh, well, now, don't go comparing
yourself to others, Tanya. We all got

617
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:09,590
strengths.

618
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:11,950
Though I gotta say, Sam's been busy as
popcorn.

619
00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:15,830
Yeah. Got guys flying in from Germany on
private jets.

620
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:18,510
Guys buying her jewelry. And three.
Three proposals.

621
00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:20,290
That's gotta be, like, some kind of
record.

622
00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:23,510
I can't believe it's almost four o
'clock.

623
00:38:25,350 --> 00:38:26,350
Dang it.

624
00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:28,570
Y 'all, why is this always empty?

625
00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:32,320
Sam, you got a new guy in the queue, and
number four's still waiting.

626
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,580
Okay, well, the last guy was in real
estate, and he wouldn't stop crying. I'm

627
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,920
sorry. Two seconds, and I'll be right
there.

628
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,980
Well, I'm sorry, but I gotta know. What
could she possibly be doing that we're

629
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,960
not? I mean, there's only so many places
to put things, and so many things to

630
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,960
put in them.

631
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:53,660
He came to Sandy's with Crust. I hated
him enough.

632
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,660
Can't believe you remembered.

633
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,799
Of course I did.

634
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,700
Aunt Julie used to make them for you
when you went to Alabama.

635
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,080
Amazing. My wife can't even remember how
I like my eggs.

636
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,080
Scrambled with hot sauce.

637
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,960
Now, did Ruthanne get that part?

638
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:08,620
What the what?

639
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,840
She wanted the princess role.

640
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:11,700
She got the funny fairy godmother.

641
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:12,980
Well!

642
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:18,600
You just tell her that the funny parts
are the ones everyone remembers.

643
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,480
No.

644
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,720
Lay on down.

645
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:22,820
Yes, ma 'am.

646
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,240
Brandy, you could have been killed.
Yeah, well, I'm just having a hard time

647
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,178
staying awake.

648
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:33,500
I can't have my favorite girl falling
asleep at the wheel.

649
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,340
Is that what I think it is?

650
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,180
Keep you going.

651
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:46,620
Works for me.

652
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:52,400
Well, no offense, but I've never even
tried weed. I don't want to do anything

653
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,140
wrong or highly illegal.

654
00:39:56,390 --> 00:39:57,650
More than I'm doing right now.

655
00:39:58,870 --> 00:40:02,630
Well, it's there if you need it.

656
00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:06,570
See you next week, Brandy.

657
00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:07,990
Looking forward to it.

658
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,440
Mama's going to turn in early. You just
brush your teeth and say your prayers,

659
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,520
okay? But you can't sleep.

660
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,180
Tomorrow's a bake sale.

661
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,500
Remember?

662
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,800
What? We're raising money for the fur.

663
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:46,900
For the fur?

664
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,180
Yeah. It's a country that's in trouble.

665
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,460
Oh, you mean tar fur.

666
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,100
I guess.

667
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,120
The bake sale's a castle theme.

668
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,760
I came up with the idea.

669
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:02,900
Mama? Are you listening?

670
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,360
Yeah.

671
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,420
I'm not... I'm not...

672
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:25,200
Okay,

673
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,280
I can do this.

674
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,120
I'm a good mother.

675
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,200
This is what good mothers do.

676
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,180
With the gray fondant, make castle
turrets.

677
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,240
With the green fondant, place pieces
into the mountain.

678
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,640
And with the pipe... Wake up, Sam.

679
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,360
Oh, I'm tired.

680
00:42:30,439 --> 00:42:31,640
Well, what do y 'all think?

681
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:35,100
Wow, Mama, it's perfect.

682
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,620
Wow. You must have been up all night.
Oh, I was, but it's done, and you can

683
00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:42,040
the chocolate drawbridge, and the moat
is fudge.

684
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:44,300
Okay, y 'all, you're ready.

685
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:47,540
Hey.

686
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:50,580
You're a great mom.

687
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,320
I'm glad to catch.

688
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,140
Hey, Sam, you okay?

689
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,420
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. All
right, doll.

690
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:43,340
The most memorable women of the season
dish dirt and tell stories that we want

691
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:44,340
to hear.

692
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,900
Sam, you look thin.

693
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,158
Not again.

694
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,140
You've lost weight. Yeah, you've gained
weight.

695
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,600
Samantha Dale Horton. You can comment on
my weight, but I can't comment on

696
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,860
yours. Because it's rude.

697
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Yeah, it is.

698
00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:58,720
Wait a minute, he's just about to give
her the flower.

699
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:00,880
I predict he picks the one with the
bigger chest.

700
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,560
You say that every year.

701
00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:04,500
I'm going to keep saying it until I'm
wrong.

702
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,280
Mama? Are you going to get more Coke?

703
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,960
What did you say?

704
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,400
I want one too.

705
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,519
I'll take a beer.

706
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,840
Can I please just go to the bathroom?

707
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,560
Is she okay, do you think?

708
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,720
She gets that from my people.

709
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,440
A woman got bladders the size of peas.

710
00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:40,850
Hey, you gotta help me.

711
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,670
I'm out, and I'm desperate.

712
00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:44,430
It's gonna take me a few days.

713
00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:47,070
My guy's out of town. Okay, well, can't
you just call him?

714
00:44:47,670 --> 00:44:48,750
Or someone else, please?

715
00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,590
I'll make it worth your while.

716
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:55,410
Well, darling, now we're talking.

717
00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:43,890
Yeah, I got it.

718
00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:45,950
Sample, waiting room one. Got it.

719
00:45:47,190 --> 00:45:48,890
But, Mom, I don't want to.

720
00:45:49,090 --> 00:45:51,430
Well, you're going to have to because
that's how doctors look for stuff.

721
00:45:52,110 --> 00:45:53,110
Like what?

722
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:55,410
I don't know. The kind of stuff they
find in your pee.

723
00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:59,650
But I don't have to go. Well, you're
going to have to try. I can't. Yes, you

724
00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:01,690
can. I can't. I'll turn on the water.

725
00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:05,270
That doesn't help. You're going to have
to try. I can't. Just stop saying it. Do

726
00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:08,590
you hear me? Stop it. Stop saying it.
Stop saying it. Stop saying it. Okay.

727
00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:10,570
I'll do it. I'll try.

728
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,320
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

729
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,700
I'm so sorry.

730
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,980
Mama's having a bad day, okay?

731
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:29,820
Go on up to the waiting room. I'll be
right there.

732
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,080
I'm sorry.

733
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,580
I'm sorry.

734
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,580
You okay, Brandy? The last few weeks,
you seem kind of different.

735
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,160
Yeah, sure, baby, I'm fine.

736
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,360
You want anything special today or just
the usual?

737
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,820
No, the usual's just fine, Brandy.

738
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:47,180
Hey, remember I was telling you that my
in -laws are in town?

739
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:50,900
Yeah, Aileen and Tim from Chattanooga.

740
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:52,140
Yeah.

741
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,620
Well, anyway, they get here and, uh...
Do you mind if we just get this going?

742
00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,720
A little less talking.

743
00:48:00,490 --> 00:48:01,490
I guess so.

744
00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:03,150
Got a session in here.

745
00:48:04,110 --> 00:48:05,110
Session's over, ma 'am.

746
00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:06,330
I'm coming.

747
00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:08,590
Well, her anyway.

748
00:48:09,370 --> 00:48:10,790
You have the right to remain silent.

749
00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:15,190
Anything you say, can, and will be used
against you in court of law.

750
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:29,250
What the heck is going on here? Y 'all
have been fine with us for ten years.

751
00:48:29,330 --> 00:48:33,570
Yeah, one of you's been real fine with
us. Listen, J .C., we don't like this

752
00:48:33,570 --> 00:48:37,270
better than you do. Oh, is that right?
We got meth labs popping up all over

753
00:48:37,270 --> 00:48:40,710
town. We want to occupy ourselves with a
couple little boys getting happy

754
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,490
ending. Hilarious, isn't it?

755
00:48:43,070 --> 00:48:47,230
You call your sergeant right now, and
you tell him to put a stop to this.

756
00:48:47,270 --> 00:48:48,830
and tell him Doreen says hi.

757
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,170
This is coming from way above here.

758
00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:54,590
The media got here before we did.

759
00:48:55,310 --> 00:48:56,690
We have orders to search the premises.

760
00:48:57,010 --> 00:48:58,390
Search away. You ain't going to find
nothing.

761
00:48:58,950 --> 00:48:59,950
We got this.

762
00:49:08,090 --> 00:49:11,110
Carry that thing, son.

763
00:49:11,350 --> 00:49:12,590
I'm out of bounds. Cut up field.

764
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,210
Play with him at UT, right?

765
00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:19,370
Yeah. They used to be contact shots. You
better

766
00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:26,090
just got Saddam Hussein.

767
00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:27,390
I already got him, idiot.

768
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,880
More than the other one, then.

769
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:37,320
Poor

770
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:56,340
bastards.

771
00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:00,280
Whoa, what are they, charged by the
pound?

772
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,400
Shake the sheets to find her.

773
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:08,000
The name of the establishment is the
Kind Touch Health Spa, but locals here

774
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,280
they've long known that much... Oh, my
gosh.

775
00:50:11,860 --> 00:50:13,280
No, turn that off now.

776
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,160
...quite a show for the whole
neighborhood.

777
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,360
We will keep you updated on all the
developments... Okay, now we're talking.

778
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440
Shut up.

779
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:25,280
...along with the alleged prostitutes.
Of course, they will be held separately.

780
00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:29,030
The big question tonight is who he is
running for. Rex, you look kind of like

781
00:50:29,030 --> 00:50:30,030
your wife, don't you?

782
00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:32,570
That makes sense.

783
00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:36,910
Do you hope to hear from the mayor and
the police chief for more details?

784
00:50:37,070 --> 00:50:38,210
They'll be holding a press conference.

785
00:50:38,670 --> 00:50:40,850
We'll bring that to you as soon as it
happens.

786
00:50:47,810 --> 00:50:49,370
I knew it would end like this.

787
00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:52,610
Dee, please. No, you bail someone out of
jail, you get to talk.

788
00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:56,990
At first, you did it to save your
family.

789
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:59,730
I get that, but then, it was for you.

790
00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:05,330
You threw your whole life away for
what's on your ears and around your

791
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:14,770
You're home.

792
00:51:16,350 --> 00:51:17,350
What did I do?

793
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,370
What am I supposed to say to him?

794
00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:23,890
How am I going to fix this?

795
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,100
Don't know maybe some things can't be
fixed

796
00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:18,770
I'm so sorry.

797
00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:23,930
I know that I've really meant things
wrong.

798
00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:27,350
I know I do just about anything to make
it right.

799
00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,690
Just look at me.

800
00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,070
Talk to me.

801
00:52:32,010 --> 00:52:34,510
Yell at me. Swear at me. Hit me. I don't
care.

802
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:54,320
All night I've been thinking about
something.

803
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,120
That summer after graduation, you and me
go.

804
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:04,800
Going to the vet to put Barney down.

805
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,280
I love that dog too.

806
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:16,380
And we get there and we're sitting in
the parking lot holding that old dog

807
00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:17,380
between us.

808
00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:22,290
Him loving the attention.

809
00:53:25,130 --> 00:53:27,350
Both of us know when it's his last day
of life.

810
00:53:31,230 --> 00:53:32,450
Then you sang to him.

811
00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:34,430
That Beatles song.

812
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:38,130
In my life.

813
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:42,830
And then I... I couldn't do it.

814
00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:44,770
I couldn't go in.

815
00:53:47,150 --> 00:53:48,210
And you took him.

816
00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:50,290
And you carried him in.

817
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,500
And you held him till he died.

818
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:03,440
You did that for me.

819
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:14,700
And any time things got tough with us,
I'd think of that day and I'd think of

820
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:15,700
that girl.

821
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,180
of you it's gonna be this.

822
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:51,280
Winner of the 1999 Miss Bixby Beauty
Pageant is Samantha.

823
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,120
What are you doing now?

824
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,860
I heard the TV.

825
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,100
Well, I'm sorry. We'll keep... Come
here.

826
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,260
You're watching your pageants video.

827
00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:17,940
Yeah.

828
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:26,560
I like the part where you say what you'd
tell the president to do to fix the

829
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,560
Middle East.

830
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,240
Did you ever tell the president?

831
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:31,180
No.

832
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,140
Oddly enough, he decided not to consult
Miss Bixby Hills about international

833
00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:36,140
relations.

834
00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:39,500
Why are you watching it?

835
00:55:41,660 --> 00:55:44,320
That you've been spending the time of my
life and I felt like I was doing

836
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,320
everything right.

837
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
You look fat.

838
00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:55,200
Do you want me to think you like you do
when I'm fat?

839
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,380
I think if you did that, I'd just not
fall apart.

840
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,440
You're sweet, though.

841
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:03,220
Then should I go back to bed?

842
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,540
In a minute.

843
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,460
Do you think they're going to let me
wear makeup in jail?

844
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:32,760
Try to smoke yourself.

845
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:35,780
Thank you for helping me.

846
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,460
I'm your friend.

847
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:40,240
I haven't been a very good friend
lately.

848
00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:43,160
Well, friendship isn't quite pro quo.

849
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,420
Wow, you are a lawyer.

850
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,480
So what's your mom say about all this?

851
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,860
The reason you have more than one kid is
so you can ditch the screw -ups.

852
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,600
Sounds like your mom.

853
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,440
All right, let's get down to business.

854
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,320
So it seems this whole thing was
orchestrated by the mayor's re -election

855
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,480
They're trying to position her as the
champion of traditional values.

856
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,720
How'd she even find out about us? I know
someone by the name of Emma Hollings.

857
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,480
Oh, my God.

858
00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,240
She went to some religious group.

859
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,640
Christian Fellowship Lodge.

860
00:57:15,940 --> 00:57:16,638
That's it.

861
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,900
Apparently what she found was a lot of
old people with time on their hands and

862
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:20,900
cell phones.

863
00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:23,340
They bombarded the police with calls.
They got nowhere.

864
00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:26,740
Took it down to City Hall where the
mayor down in the polls decided it was

865
00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:27,740
divine intervention.

866
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,740
I sent her there. It's all my fault.

867
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:34,380
They're looking to charge you with
felony promotion of prostitution and

868
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:35,380
possession of cocaine.

869
00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:37,480
You're looking at two years.

870
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,340
Oh, my God.

871
00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:44,360
Are you still using? No.

872
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,600
I never again will feel like dog crap.

873
00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:50,400
Well, you're going to feel agitated,
depressed.

874
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:55,300
I mean, the works for a few months, and
then, honestly, periodic cravings for

875
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:56,300
the next ten years.

876
00:57:58,339 --> 00:58:02,620
Guess the first two years will be while
I'm in jail. Well, maybe not.

877
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,980
I think there's a way we can use this
election to our advantage.

878
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,920
Don't they want to look tough on crime?

879
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,500
But what they want more is publicity.

880
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:13,220
The more attention that Libby Summerlin
can get from this, the better for her.

881
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,700
The more we help her, the more likely
she is to help us.

882
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:20,220
And the best way to get attention is if
we have some good names to give.

883
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:23,060
Did you have any clients that were
prominent members of the community?

884
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:26,740
Well, yeah.

885
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,260
But I don't want to hurt or need those
guys.

886
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,640
I can't worry about them. I'm
representing you.

887
00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:35,220
Besides, all the Johns ever get is a
slap on the wrist.

888
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:38,200
I mean, there's personal and
professional embarrassment, but they do

889
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,680
sleeping on the couch than jail time.

890
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,080
I just don't know.

891
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,560
Well, fine.

892
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,200
Go to jail. Don't see your kids for two
years.

893
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,360
Okay.

894
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Tell me what you need.

895
00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,379
That's better.

896
00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:56,460
And what about the girls?

897
00:58:57,390 --> 00:58:58,690
It's going to reduce their jail time?

898
00:58:58,910 --> 00:58:59,910
It might.

899
00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:03,430
All right, I know it's a cash business
and your clients use a lot of fake

900
00:59:03,590 --> 00:59:04,810
but... Not with me, they do.

901
00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:08,090
I need some good names, Sam.

902
00:59:09,030 --> 00:59:11,030
Truckers and frat boys ain't going to do
a thing for us.

903
00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:14,030
We need our Elliot Spitzes and Tiger
Woods.

904
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:22,590
What about a circuit court judge?

905
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,690
You're kidding me.

906
00:59:25,690 --> 00:59:26,690
Who?

907
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,240
Charlie Ocko.

908
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:32,440
Dark hair, 6 '4", graduated cum laude. I
know who he is.

909
00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:34,960
I had a crush on him for years.

910
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:43,220
Well, let's just say sometimes small
things come in big packages.

911
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:48,680
Let's just stick to what we can use in
court, shall we?

912
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680
That's great.

913
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,800
I need you to write down anyone else you
can think of.

914
00:59:58,700 --> 00:59:59,880
I'm going to need a lot more paper.

915
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:05,060
What about the cuddle guy?

916
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,999
Cuddle guy?

917
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,920
Davis P. Lowell, hedge fund manager, 44,
three kids, Karen, Kathy, and Kiwi. He

918
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,800
lives right here in Lorena and I'd like
to be held for hours.

919
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,460
Oh, that's kind of sweet.

920
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:16,740
Wearing only a diaper?

921
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,720
Okay, that's less sweet.

922
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,940
I don't know how did you do what you do.

923
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,920
Well, be the hell out of waitress then.

924
01:00:50,970 --> 01:00:52,250
Arnie Vanderbosch, 46.

925
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,210
He's a defense contractor from El Paso,
and I think that's it.

926
01:00:57,089 --> 01:00:58,230
What about Jim Reed?

927
01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:04,170
What, Carol the bitch of Bixby Hill's
husband, Jim Reed? He came in, but I

928
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:05,630
him home. He's been a regular for years.

929
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:10,390
As much as I'd like to stick it to
Carol, please don't put him on the list.

930
01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:12,130
Okay.

931
01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:13,390
Okay.

932
01:01:14,550 --> 01:01:15,810
I mean, this is incredible.

933
01:01:16,710 --> 01:01:19,330
If we play this right, we're looking at
minimal time for all of them.

934
01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:21,170
How many names we got?

935
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,470
Uh, 69.

936
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:26,740
That's appropriate.

937
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,640
That's the word.

938
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,480
Look, I'm going to get this formatted.
We're going to walk it over to the

939
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,480
mayor's office personally.

940
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,640
And her team has already tipped the
press off. They know what's coming.

941
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:49,280
I always knew that Sam Horton was
nothing but trash.

942
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,080
Call my name, honey.

943
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:59,100
A lot of guys around here call my name.

944
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,140
Better hope none of them are on the
list.

945
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:09,460
Good morning.

946
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:14,320
Heard my gynecologist was on the list. I
don't even know what to make of that.

947
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:18,540
Well, if my husband's on that list, I'm
going to take all his stuff, put it on

948
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:20,480
his bass boat, set it on fire.

949
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,280
True that.

950
01:02:23,210 --> 01:02:27,610
They have stuff on fire, sure, but sell
the bass boat, girl. You can get good

951
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:28,610
money for that thing.

952
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,470
You were right about that.

953
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:34,730
Don't this remind you about what
happened in Odessa a few years back?

954
01:02:35,290 --> 01:02:36,810
Yes. That's odd.

955
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:46,290
Thanks. Can you imagine still showing up
for work, bless her heart?

956
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,610
I heard there's a lot of big shots on
that list.

957
01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:51,550
Businessmen, doctors.

958
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,140
Lawyer. Lawyer.

959
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,440
Those gals must have been really hard
out for cash.

960
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,060
Some things even a hooker shouldn't have
to do.

961
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,200
But we don't want to stay at Grandma's
dad's house.

962
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,240
She thinks apples are for dessert.

963
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:08,720
She makes us go outside and play.

964
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,120
Okay, kid, that's enough.

965
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,140
Say goodbye to your mama.

966
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,540
You have a long ride ahead of us. Why
can't she come with us?

967
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,320
Your mama can't leave town right now.

968
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,180
You've been all over this, son.

969
01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:21,780
That's right, now listen to your daddy.
Come here.

970
01:03:22,939 --> 01:03:27,340
Honey, I want good reports, okay? No
matter what happens to me, I want y 'all

971
01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,740
know that my life has been very full.

972
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,680
Because I brought the three of you into
the world.

973
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:36,900
Mama, are you gonna die?

974
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,140
No.

975
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:39,860
No, I'm gonna be fine.

976
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,400
Let's go now.

977
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:47,240
Get your head for the truck.

978
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:49,080
Help your little sister into her car
seat.

979
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:50,340
I want more.

980
01:03:55,820 --> 01:03:57,480
I'm right behind y 'all. Meet you at the
car.

981
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,660
I'm going to come out and say goodbye.

982
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,500
I always thought that was the saddest
sound in the world.

983
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:13,240
A person's zipper on their suitcase when
you're not going with them.

984
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:19,640
My daddy used to take business trips,
and I just hated that sound.

985
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:24,600
I think it's better for the kids to get
away from all this.

986
01:04:27,259 --> 01:04:28,259
Yeah, you're right.

987
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,340
Maybe when y 'all come back, maybe we
can... Don't.

988
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:44,560
Well, maybe... Maybe when all this is
over, we could just think about moving

989
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,820
and starting over.

990
01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:53,960
Rex, please look at me.

991
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080
I can't look at you, Sam.

992
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,240
Which is real tough.

993
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,940
Because looking at you used to be just
about one of my favorite things to do.

994
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,360
Bye, Scouts.

995
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,600
I'm going to call you like a hundred
times a day.

996
01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:53,180
Bye, Mom.

997
01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:54,540
Bye, Mommy.

998
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,360
Bye, Mama.

999
01:06:06,540 --> 01:06:07,540
Take care.

1000
01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:42,740
You're up early.

1001
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,240
Couldn't sleep.

1002
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,360
Thanks for staying with me, Mama.

1003
01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:49,320
No time to be alone.

1004
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:55,160
I keep thinking I've hit bottom, and
every day it just gets lower.

1005
01:06:55,580 --> 01:07:01,260
I've been up all night thinking I
just... Well, just realizing that I must

1006
01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:02,260
raised you all wrong.

1007
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,160
See? New low.

1008
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:09,360
I mean, I forgive you because you're my
only child, but how could you do what

1009
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,560
you did with all those men?

1010
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,600
For my family.

1011
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:15,620
Well, it makes my skin crawl.

1012
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,020
Thank God your father's dead.

1013
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,260
Oh, can you not completely destroy me
until I've had some coffee?

1014
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,840
Do you want some?

1015
01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:26,720
Sure. You like it strong, right? So
strong I'll walk right into my cup.

1016
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:32,520
I think your problem is I gave you too
much self -esteem.

1017
01:07:32,980 --> 01:07:33,939
What the hell?

1018
01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:34,940
It's true.

1019
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,500
You were just so pretty and bright.

1020
01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:41,630
I was sure you'd be Miss Texas or go to
Hollywood and marry somebody famous.

1021
01:07:42,010 --> 01:07:43,770
It's no waste of my life on your father.

1022
01:07:44,090 --> 01:07:45,250
I want it better for you.

1023
01:07:46,770 --> 01:07:50,010
Yeah, your father might do hook or what.
Oh, Mama, please do not tell me these

1024
01:07:50,010 --> 01:07:52,970
things. Do you know, ever since this
happened, people think they can tell me

1025
01:07:52,970 --> 01:07:53,970
anything.

1026
01:07:54,450 --> 01:07:57,290
Checkout girl at the Save -A -Lot told
me she don't like to do it doggy style.

1027
01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,450
You want some biscuits or something?

1028
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:01,810
Sure.

1029
01:08:02,970 --> 01:08:04,070
Is it just disgusting?

1030
01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:05,810
I'm picturing disgusting.

1031
01:08:06,470 --> 01:08:07,470
Yeah.

1032
01:08:09,290 --> 01:08:10,850
Yeah, sometimes it's real disgusting.

1033
01:08:12,450 --> 01:08:13,450
Oh, honey.

1034
01:08:15,450 --> 01:08:17,490
But it's kind of like an actress playing
a part.

1035
01:08:20,550 --> 01:08:22,670
All the attention I got back, that was
something.

1036
01:08:25,069 --> 01:08:30,390
All those men, some rich, some powerful,
all treating me like I was the best

1037
01:08:30,390 --> 01:08:31,390
thing in their lives.

1038
01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:38,290
I guess there's just a little part of me
that needed that more than I should.

1039
01:08:45,130 --> 01:08:47,510
Now I just wish I could crawl up in a
ball and make it all go away.

1040
01:08:48,970 --> 01:08:50,010
You and me both.

1041
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:53,729
I'd rather two tinfoil than face the
ladies at the salon.

1042
01:08:55,729 --> 01:08:57,229
Oh, you think the paper's come yet?

1043
01:08:58,689 --> 01:08:59,689
I will check.

1044
01:09:04,189 --> 01:09:05,590
Come on.

1045
01:09:09,529 --> 01:09:13,710
We've all heard of the hooker with the
heart of gold, but what about one with

1046
01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:14,710
total recall?

1047
01:09:14,910 --> 01:09:18,189
Former beauty queen Samantha Horton, 28,
in Bixby Hills, Texas.

1048
01:09:18,910 --> 01:09:20,350
Oh, thank God.

1049
01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:21,870
Oh, my God.

1050
01:09:24,010 --> 01:09:27,109
Currently under indictment for
prostitution and drug possession.

1051
01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:31,950
The names of 69 of her customers have
hit the papers this morning in what is

1052
01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,670
already known as The List.

1053
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:37,149
Why is this national news?

1054
01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:39,870
Because it's about sex, not about them.

1055
01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:41,109
Christian, back to you.

1056
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:45,060
Well, folks, the list has turned into
the line today as police round up the

1057
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:48,740
suspected Johns in the story that's got
the whole town and much of the country

1058
01:09:48,740 --> 01:09:52,680
talking. Now, behind me, you see the
Lorena Men's Community Center where the

1059
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:56,680
suspects are being processed. That's
because police headquarters simply can't

1060
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,160
handle that kind of volume.

1061
01:09:58,380 --> 01:10:02,620
And as with everything connected to this
story, it brings out the crowd with

1062
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:06,940
strong reactions and people looking to
make some money. Now, over here, we have

1063
01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:09,660
a group of local entrepreneurs selling
some T -shirts.

1064
01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:14,210
Let's take a look at a couple of them.
This one has all 69 names on the back.

1065
01:10:14,370 --> 01:10:18,670
And there's another one over here that
says, My dad went to Lorena, and all I

1066
01:10:18,670 --> 01:10:21,530
got was this lousy T -shirt and a new
stepdad.

1067
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:25,430
Now, you'll also see plenty of women
here who are videotaping the

1068
01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:29,190
I'm Tricia Wong reporting.

1069
01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:30,490
Now back to you, Roger.

1070
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:37,410
Will the defendants please rise for
sentencing?

1071
01:10:38,890 --> 01:10:43,190
It is my understanding that this
sentencing is pursuant to a plea

1072
01:10:43,650 --> 01:10:48,090
That you have waived time and agreed
that I can sentence you immediately.

1073
01:10:48,450 --> 01:10:49,450
Yes, Your Honor.

1074
01:10:50,370 --> 01:10:52,810
Sentences as follows for each defendant.

1075
01:10:53,210 --> 01:10:54,810
30 days in the county jail.

1076
01:10:55,070 --> 01:10:58,590
A fine of $2 ,000 and a $100 penalty of
theft.

1077
01:10:59,270 --> 01:11:02,310
You are to be remanded immediately to
begin sentence.

1078
01:11:03,090 --> 01:11:04,650
This court is adjourned.

1079
01:11:16,639 --> 01:11:22,120
The Lord has given us a warm day on
which I have decided to address a

1080
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:27,780
that has made a great number of us hot
under the collar, a couple of whom,

1081
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:30,060
shockingly, are in the ministry.

1082
01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:34,000
Our community...

1083
01:11:34,470 --> 01:11:40,190
And our congregation have experienced a
great deal of pain and betrayal in these

1084
01:11:40,190 --> 01:11:41,190
past few months.

1085
01:11:41,410 --> 01:11:46,390
And today, I would like to talk about a
concept that many of us have been

1086
01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:47,390
grappling with.

1087
01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:52,290
Forgiveness.

1088
01:11:53,790 --> 01:11:55,310
What is forgiveness?

1089
01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:59,010
Who deserves forgiveness?

1090
01:12:00,810 --> 01:12:03,430
Are some things unforgivable?

1091
01:12:05,290 --> 01:12:12,170
The Bible tells us that forgiveness is
essential for life, frees us from past

1092
01:12:12,170 --> 01:12:15,170
wrongs, and gives us hope for the
future.

1093
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,640
Problem is, it's just too darn quiet in
here.

1094
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,100
It's not natural for a mother of three
to be this quiet.

1095
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:25,260
It's not good.

1096
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,760
and spend this much time alone.

1097
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,560
I have wished a Jehovah's Witness would
stop by.

1098
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:39,340
I finally have a wish come true and I
wish that...

1099
01:13:39,340 --> 01:13:44,080
I'm sorry,

1100
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,260
Jesus.

1101
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:49,920
This is not going to be pretty. I think
you're going to get the crap out of me.

1102
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,840
Sam Horton, we know you're in there. We
saw you in the window.

1103
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:00,840
Hey, y 'all.

1104
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:02,800
How can I help you?

1105
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,180
We'd like to talk to you.

1106
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,220
Well, you look like you just came from
church, so I guess you don't have any

1107
01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:10,220
concealed weapons.

1108
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:12,680
Anything can be a weapon if you want it
to be.

1109
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:15,140
Come on in.

1110
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:20,340
Okay.

1111
01:14:23,470 --> 01:14:28,710
Do y 'all want some crackers or cookies
or something? Give it up, Sam.

1112
01:14:29,130 --> 01:14:32,070
We all know this isn't a social visit,
so let's get to it.

1113
01:14:33,090 --> 01:14:38,050
Some of the women here have husbands who
you, well, serviced, and some have

1114
01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:41,410
husbands who you didn't, but we're all
here for the same reason. Yeah, I know

1115
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:42,410
why you're here.

1116
01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:44,770
If you could just hear me out first.

1117
01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:50,050
We were broke.

1118
01:14:52,690 --> 01:14:53,690
Flat broke.

1119
01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:58,710
And I don't know if any of y 'all have
ever been there, but when that happens

1120
01:14:58,710 --> 01:15:03,070
and then you realize there's a way to
make it all go away, well, it's amazing

1121
01:15:03,070 --> 01:15:05,310
what you're capable of saying yes to.

1122
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:12,570
And I know, I mean, I really know that
it is no excuse, but my whole life I

1123
01:15:12,570 --> 01:15:14,070
always depended on the look.

1124
01:15:15,830 --> 01:15:18,470
And I thought this was just going to be
another one of those times.

1125
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,600
I really thought I was doing the best
thing for my family.

1126
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,000
But in the end, the very thing I was
trying to save, I lost.

1127
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:35,720
So really, just about the worst thing
that you could ever wish on me has

1128
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:36,720
happened.

1129
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:39,960
And I'm just real sorry.

1130
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,420
From the bottom of my heart, for the
pain that I caused you.

1131
01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:50,340
Yeah, that was a real nice speech, but
frankly, we don't give a damn about you.

1132
01:15:51,050 --> 01:15:53,750
We're not here to get an apology or to
get forgiveness.

1133
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:57,430
Okay, well then, what do you... Why do
they come to you?

1134
01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:01,170
What do you do that we don't?

1135
01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:04,630
How can we make them think about us the
way they think about you?

1136
01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:07,070
That's why you're here?

1137
01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:09,690
Y 'all want tips?

1138
01:16:11,330 --> 01:16:12,330
Yes.

1139
01:16:13,470 --> 01:16:14,470
Oh.

1140
01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:16,370
Oh, well.

1141
01:16:16,570 --> 01:16:18,210
All right, then let's talk about that.

1142
01:16:22,670 --> 01:16:25,890
For what it's worth, Carol, when Jim
came to see me, I sent him home.

1143
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:29,850
You did?

1144
01:16:31,530 --> 01:16:32,530
That's in the past.

1145
01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:35,870
All right, now let's just focus on the
present.

1146
01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:39,690
Okay.

1147
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,530
I'll leave here today.

1148
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,700
Tonight, your husbands won't know what
hit them.

1149
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:58,860
Oh, my God. You showed them how to do
that?

1150
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,260
They wanted me to demonstrate
everything. I went through two bunches

1151
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,760
My feet are killing me.

1152
01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:06,060
Then have a seat.

1153
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:12,420
And happy birthday.

1154
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:16,020
It's not till tomorrow, but you're off
then.

1155
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,300
So here.

1156
01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:20,380
Tanya, thank you.

1157
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,920
Now grab a fork. Oh, I'm way ahead of
you.

1158
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:25,180
Make a wish.

1159
01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,640
You know, when I was little, I used to
wish that everyone else's wishes would

1160
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,660
come true, including mine. I thought it
would give me brownie points for being

1161
01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:37,660
unselfish.

1162
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:40,940
It's Jenna's birthday, too, right?

1163
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:45,620
Yeah. The party's tomorrow. It's going
to be the first time since me and Rex

1164
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:46,620
separated.

1165
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,340
Oh, that'll be tough, huh?

1166
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,520
Yeah, but he's doing good.

1167
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:58,580
You know, he's exterminating things,
going okay, and finally getting over

1168
01:17:58,580 --> 01:17:59,620
can't play football anger.

1169
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,879
Well, that's great.

1170
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,100
No, actually, it's terrible.

1171
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,980
I mean, him going and getting all
wonderful after he left me.

1172
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,440
I know, right?

1173
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,600
It's good.

1174
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:17,120
We actually make great friends, and he's
being real supportive of me going back

1175
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,120
to school.

1176
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:22,070
He's going to come and see me get my six
-month clean pan next week.

1177
01:18:22,730 --> 01:18:23,730
Congratulations.

1178
01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:28,070
Well, I've got to get to class.

1179
01:18:29,110 --> 01:18:30,110
Aw.

1180
01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:35,990
$5 tip.

1181
01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:38,370
Not bad for a cup of coffee and a piece
of pie.

1182
01:18:39,650 --> 01:18:42,530
Even though a year ago I was getting a
$1 ,000 tip in a marriage proposal.

1183
01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:46,710
Minimum wage plus keep the change
doesn't have quite the same kick, does

1184
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,840
Hey, do you remember at Kind Touch how
we used to say this sure beats the hell

1185
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:53,699
out of waitressing?

1186
01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,540
Yeah, back then we were just guessing.

1187
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:05,680
Sam,

1188
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:17,240
I've been thinking.

1189
01:19:17,740 --> 01:19:19,120
You did an awful thing.

1190
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,120
Mama, please, not on my birthday.

1191
01:19:21,380 --> 01:19:22,239
Let me finish.

1192
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,720
You did an awful thing.

1193
01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:27,820
But I think maybe I need to accept some
of the blame.

1194
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:32,620
You're more than just pretty, you know.
Are you trying to tell me I'm about to

1195
01:19:32,620 --> 01:19:33,519
leave my looks?

1196
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,000
No, you've got a couple years left.

1197
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:40,060
What I'm saying is you're also smart,
capable, and strong.

1198
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:45,260
You screwed up, but you cleaned up your
mess and you moved on.

1199
01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:51,280
And I think... Maybe I should have
encouraged you to rely more on stuff

1200
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,280
that.

1201
01:19:52,340 --> 01:19:54,340
Stuff that lasts longer than beauty.

1202
01:19:55,380 --> 01:19:56,380
Thanks, Mama.

1203
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,420
Still doesn't mean you can flouch.

1204
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:04,440
Straighten up.

1205
01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:06,420
Yes, ma 'am. I'll go tell them we're
ready for the cake.

1206
01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:09,680
Mama! Hey.

1207
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,459
How'd you do?

1208
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:12,460
How's it going?

1209
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:14,320
Go get some more. Go on.

1210
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:20,760
Well, how's work?

1211
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:25,080
Oh, you know, wage percentage is what it
is.

1212
01:20:26,540 --> 01:20:27,540
School?

1213
01:20:28,020 --> 01:20:29,020
Hard.

1214
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:30,600
Scary.

1215
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,040
Exciting.

1216
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:34,920
You look good.

1217
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:38,260
You look real good.

1218
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:41,980
I'm glad you're looking at me.

1219
01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:50,990
Can't believe our baby's four years old.

1220
01:20:52,530 --> 01:20:54,490
She sure was the best birthday present.

1221
01:20:55,490 --> 01:20:59,570
You know, it's good to share a birthday
with your child. It keeps the day from

1222
01:20:59,570 --> 01:21:00,790
ever being able to get you down.

1223
01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:03,650
She loved that dollhouse you got her.

1224
01:21:04,710 --> 01:21:05,710
She wanted a pony.

1225
01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:08,990
What about you?

1226
01:21:11,230 --> 01:21:12,230
What do you want?

1227
01:21:15,390 --> 01:21:16,390
You know what I want.

1228
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,280
I'm taking baby steps.

1229
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000
What do you think?

1230
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,380
I think that's the second best birthday
present I ever got.

1231
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:52,300
Do you want to hear the story?

1232
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,990
Always. This man was found dead in a
wheat field.

1233
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,830
He had deep flashes.

1234
01:21:58,670 --> 01:21:59,670
Here.

1235
01:22:00,330 --> 01:22:01,810
Everyone had a hand sickle.

1236
01:22:02,450 --> 01:22:06,750
And even though the blade had been wiped
off, by the end of the day, one of the

1237
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:08,030
sickles was covered in flies.

1238
01:22:08,690 --> 01:22:10,250
That's a hell of a bedtime story.

1239
01:22:10,610 --> 01:22:14,070
My dad told me that no matter what you
do to fight it, the truth always has a

1240
01:22:14,070 --> 01:22:15,070
way of stopping it.